concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

jaybird-in-the-tardis:

in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her

(via hell-knawl)

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

(via allbecauseofyouibelieveinangels)

• Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
• Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

(via just-another-lucid-dream)